Good afternoon, boys and girls. You may not be aware of this, but this past weekend one of the most hotly anticipated indie wrestling events of the year took place, as the finest women’s wrestlers from all over the world converged on Berwyn, IL for the Spring Shimmer tapings. If you’ve never seen Shimmer before and have no idea what I’m talking about, Shimmer is the biggest all female promotion in the United States and has become one of the most important hubs of international wrestling in the country. Competitors from Japan, Australia, New Zealand, England, Ireland, and Canada came to meet America’s best that you might be familiar with from promotions like WWE, TNA, ROH, CZW and pretty much everywhere else that people kick each other in the face.
In Japan, Face Kicking Is How Women Say Hello.
So yeah, Shimmer is pretty much completely awesome, and since there are only two Shimmer events a year, (they tape 4 shows at each one,) it’s a pretty significant event. So since Mrs. Cewsh, DDT and I were at the shows, just like we are pretty much every single time, we’re bringing you a snazzy report on what the women of Shimmer got up to over the weekend. This is the first of four recaps you’ll be getting this week, going from today to Sunday, documenting the events of each show and letting you in on the worst kept secret in independent wrestling.
Spoiler Alert: IT’S FUCKING FANTASTIC.
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