GLOW season two drops on Netflix this Friday, and we can’t even begin to express our excitement for an all-new set of episodes featuring Marc Maron and his Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. We have A LOT of questions that need to be answered!

Will Liberty Bell ever reclaim her crown from Welfare Queen?

Were Sam and Justine able to bond as father and daughter?

Did Debbie finally leave her condescending douchebag of a husband?

Will we get to see more screen time for some of season one’s more underrated characters like Melrose, Beirut the Bomber and Fortune Cookie?

HOW MUCH COCAINE HAS BASH DONE IN THE OFF-SEASON!?

If none of those questions make sense to you, it’s likely you still haven’t seen the first season of GLOW. And we get it, some people just hate good television. But if you AREN’T a terrible human being and you still want to catch up on one of Netflix’s most under-appreciated and unique series, you have absolutely come to the right place.

Over the next few pages we’ll introduce you to every single important character that GLOW has to offer, before walking you episode-by-episode through the major plot points of the entire first season. It’s not exactly the same as actually watching all ten episodes yourself, but if you’re really in a hurry to catch up on the series before all your friends begin binge-watching season two, this is your best bet.

HERE WE GO!