This Friday, WWE takes a not-so-small fortune from the Saudi Arabian government to run a ridiculously long special event/propaganda machine called The Greatest Royal Rumble!

With seven championships on the line, one of the grandest stages WWE has ever constructed, the in-ring return of The Undertaker, a rare and totally random bout between Triple H and John Cena, not to mention the first ever 50-man Royal Rumble match in history, this show is shaping up to be bigger than WrestleMania itself. So of course I’m here to offer my predictions, which will more than likely be completely wrong as I’ve proven time and time again that I’m terrible at these columns. Let’s go!