Backstage: Noble, Mercury Continue Their Search

Backstage, per the orders of The Authority, Jamie Noble and Joey Mercury look for Dean Ambrose and the briefcase. They run into Adam Rose and his Rosebuds, as well as some others. Eventually, they run into Great Khali and ask him if he has seen Ambrose. Khali says something, but his English sucks so bad I have no idea what he just said. The two continue on their search as we head to another commercial break.

The Wyatt Family Video Package

We’re back from the break and after a quick plug for WWE’s third straight year partnering up with the Susan G. Komen foundation, we are interrupted by a Wyatt Family video package. Bray, who is narrating the package, obviously, is talking about somewhat specifically, it seems. He talks about Luke Harper some, as different clips are shown (nothing in the ring, like pre-taped stuff in various non-wrestling settings). Really weird, Wyatt-style stuff and when it was all said and done, it’s pretty hard to tell what they were talking about. It seemed pretty cool though.

Backstage: The Authority With Mercury & Noble

Backstage, The Authority are with Mercury and Noble. The two make excuses as to why they haven’t found Ambrose. Steph notices mustard on one of their faces and asks if they stopped for a hot dog or something. She says if they don’t find him, they’re fired. They leave to go look some more.

Backstage: The Authority With Miz & Sandow

After that, Miz and Sandow come in complaining. They bicker and moan and Triple H says Sandow makes him laugh like he always does. He tells him he has a match with Sheamus later tonight. He then talks about Miz and says he better never come barking orders at him again. We head to commercial.

Layla vs. Rosa Mendes

We return from commercial and see a bunch of Divas, along with Tyson Kidd, in the ring. We see some clips from Total Divas and now we’re back to the live action.

It looks like it’s Rosa Mendes and Layla in one-on-one action. Not sure why all of these other people are at ringside, but whatever. Kidd and Natalya argue in one corner outside the ring while Summer takes pictures on her phone on the other.

Meanwhile, Layla is manhandling Rosa in the center of the ring. Kidd puts on some headphones on the floor, ignoring the whining and complaining Natalya. Natalya takes the headphones off and bickers at him some more. Layla just yanked some of Rosa’s hair out.

Outside the ring, Summer and Natalya get into it. Rosa and Layla are mixing it up as well, all-the-while Tyson sits on the ring steps with his headphones on ignoring everything. This is as big of a mess as I’m sure it reads. Seconds later, Layla pins Rosa. After that match, Natalya throws a fit and walks away from Kidd. Summer in the ring takes pictures of Layla in victory.

Winner: Layla

Backstage: Dean Ambrose

Backstage, we see Dean Ambrose entering the building. He’s got a smirk on his face and he seems to be heading to the ring. The announcers speculate that he is heading to the ring and that after the commercial break, we will hear from Dean Ambrose. On that note, we head to commercial break.

Dean Ambrose, Mercury & Noble and Seth Rollins

When we return from commercial, Dean Ambrose makes his way to the ring. He’s got the briefcase and a luggage bag. He makes his way to the ring and sets up a table inside the ring. He says “those guys” who were looking for him earlier (Mercury and Noble) he was standing right there next to the concession stand and he thinks they were eating a hot-dog or something.

He says he doesn’t like the way they run the concession stands in WWE. He says he’s going to have a clearance sale. He opens up the luggage bag and starts showing off various Superstar t-shirts and whatnot. Eventually, out comes Mercury and Noble, to which Ambrose says, “uht oh, they sent the Cruiserweight division out to get me!” The fans chant “Ambrose, Ambrose” and rightfully so, he’s killing it.

Ambrose tells Mercury and Noble that if they want the briefcase that’s fine, just come in here and get it. The two leave instead. Ambrose takes the merchandise that he now admits he stole, and starts throwing it out to the fans.

Finally, Seth Rollins’ theme hits. Out he walks with Mercury, Noble and a bunch of WWE security guards. Rollins stays behind as the security guards head to the ringside area. Ambrose asks if they’re really security. He says he could swear they were Rosebuds last week. That was awesome lol.

Ambrose rolls out of the ring and says he doesn’t want any problems. He invites Rollins to come get his briefcase back. Ambrose goes out to the crowd. Rollins heads in the ring to get his briefcase as Ambrose walks through the crowd. Rollins opens the briefcase and out of nowhere, a bunch of green paint or mist, or whatever, sprays Rollins right in the face. Ambrose on the mic, from the crowd, says he swears he had nothing to do with that. The fans chant, “Ambrose, Ambrose!” Meanwhile, Rollins flips out in the ring, off-mic yelling about how he looks like a jerk. He says it’s “your fault” to Mercury and Noble. He takes his briefcase and heads back up the ramp. We head to commercial break.